Banana Jokes

So, you're on the bus home one night from a hard day saving the world from the evil ones and suddenly - you spot someone eating a banana. Obviously if you go up to them and start trying to enlighten them they're going to ignore you and/or start causing trouble. If this happens, why not lighten the situation up with some good jokes - win them over to the side of light. We've listed some of our favourite below for you to enjoy.

Q: Know know
A: Who's there?
Q: Banana
A: Banana? Die you sons of the bitches!!!!! *bang bang*

Q: Why did the banana cross the road?
A: To attempt to conquer the other side.

Q: How many bananas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just try to conquer it instead.

Q: How long does it take a banana to install Linux?
A: They don't - Windows crashed before they get the chance.

Q: What do bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon have in common?
A: Everything.

Q: There were 3 people on a raft in the middle of the ocean: An American, an Irishman and a banana. The banana killed them both.

Q: What do you get if you cross a banana with a poor young female peasant?
A: A dead peasant and a banana intend of world domination like the rest of the evil bastards.

Q: Why are there so many banana adverts on TV?
A: Well, they're sponsored by the government. See the X-Files for more information.

Q: What did the banana say to the orange?
A: You will die you orange bastard.

Q: How do you spell banana?
A: E, V, I, L.

Q: What do you get when you cross a banana with hanson?
A: I don't know, nor would I want to

Q: What do you get when you cross a banana with the Indian army?
A: Banana split

Q: Wise man say: Banana today, Smoothie tomorrow.

Q: What's the different between a banana and a bucket of s**t?
A: World domination attempts.

Q: How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack?
A: By freezing them

Q: How have banana's endangered the American government?
A: Ask Bill Clinton

Q: Why did the Anti Banana Society employ Dr. Julius Erving?
A: He was cheaper than a the guy on CNN that say "This... is CNN"

Q: Do banana's drink coke or pepsi?
A: Neither, they drink blood because they're evil.

Q: What was the last letter added to the English alphabet?
A: Banana

Q: If you were in the middle of Saudi Arabia and you saw a banana what should you do?
A: Run to the nearest military stronghold because you can bet that a banana in the desert in Saudi Arabia is up to no good.

Q: What did the Borg say to the Banana?
A: Oh Bloody Hell - BOG OFF YOU GIT!